THE QUOTE - THE TRUTH
Noted Judge - He put up our dog.
Respected Judge - He put up our dog twice.
Esteemed Judge - He puts up anything that crawls.
Shown Sparingly - Only when we had it in the bag.
Show Prospect - He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail.
Finished in 5 shows - A nd 89 where he failed to win a ribbon.
He has good points - His head is shaped like a carrot.
Won in heavy competition - The others were revoltingly overweight.
Multiple group winner - At 2 puppy matches.
Specialist Judge - Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding.
Well Balanced - Straight as a stick in front and rear.
Quiet gentle natured - A fter 4 valiums.
Excels in type and style - However, moves like a spider on speed.
Personality Plus - Wakes up if you put liver up his nose.
Large boned - Looks like a Clydesdale.
Good bite - Missed the judge, got the Steward.
Lovely head - 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose.
Excels in movement - If he gets loose, put on running shoes.
Gorgeous Stiff Coat - If the hairspray lasts until the class finishes.
Handled brilliantly by ... - Nobody else can get near him.
Won in stiff competition - Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year novice dog.
At stud to "approved" bitches - Those bitches whose owner's Check’s are approved by our bank.
Linebred from famous champions - Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation.
Good Obedience prospect - Smart enough to come in from the rain But he's ugly.
Terrific brood bitch - Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters.
Loves children - For breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Wins another Best In Show - His second, under the same judge, our Uncle.
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